- Motivational Quotes: Read in the context of drinking. E.g. ‘Defeat is a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent.’ Especially applicable to fitness quotes.
- Fortune Cookie Fortunes: Append ‘in bed’.
- Songs from Disney’s ‘Frozen’: The songs are really about flatulence.
- Dramatic Facebooking: Caption a minor news story with ‘It begins.’ (Source: xkcd).